A ballad written by AI

This was a ballad written by GPT-3. My prompt was: Please write me a short ballad. The ballad should be reminiscent of medieval times-- something that would be sung by a bard in a tavern. It should be about a fancy cat named Ralph who likes to wear a jester costume

Verse 1:
There once was a cat of renown
Ralph was his name, of great renown
He had a wardrobe of finery
A jester costume was its glory

Chorus:
Ralph the Fancy Cat with his colorful hat
He's the one to chat with, a jester at that

Verse 2:
He would wear this dress for a show
To the tavern he would go
The folks would marvel at his style
Wearing his jester's garb with a smile

Chorus:
Ralph the Fancy Cat with his colorful hat
He's the one to chat with, a jester at that

Verse 3:
He'd tell a tale that was so grand
And in the tavern they would stand
Cheers and laughter filled the air
As Ralph did his jester's flare

Chorus:
Ralph the Fancy Cat with his colorful hat
He's the one to chat with, a jester at that toys for cats! 
- Introduction

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- Conclusion